that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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