ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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