I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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