is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You can make out without kissing
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