Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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