Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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