He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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