You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I can't turn off my feet"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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