I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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