But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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