The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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