This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Small penises have feelings too.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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