Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
