quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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