Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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