My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
