What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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