youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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