He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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