So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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