That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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