There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My balls are so social today.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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