I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
is wine microwaveable?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
