you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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