He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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