Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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