So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I have post one night stand depression
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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