Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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