i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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