Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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