I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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