awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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