I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize