im having a threesome with these popsicles
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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