i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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