12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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