Your tits are I can't wait for
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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