Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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