i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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