How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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