Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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