I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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