I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
