I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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