Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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