we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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