One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I looked at my own cervix.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
he fucked my hip out of place.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Randomize