he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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