Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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