I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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