I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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