I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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