I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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