i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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