didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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