There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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