come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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