I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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