What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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