You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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